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We never paid no heed to Sheriff Blundy, what with his gettin\' all up-in-arms at all times \'bout his \"laws\" and his \"mis-de-meanors.\" But them dirty ol\' McClintocks, and their cattle-rustlin\' pappy up in Truckshaw ridge done had it up to here with the frequent incarcerations and trials and posse-gatherin\' and dead-or-alive-wantin\', and come this past week they done took the law into their own hands – in the most literal of senses – by haulin\' up and hi-jackin\' the good Sheriff. As you can see, our humble