A Sticky Situation

Промежуточно: I trust that your arrival here at our camp is to deliver the bottles of ripple that are integral to the task at hand, yes?

Finely executed, $n. I am glad you had enough foresight not to bruise the delicacy of the ripple. There is nothing worse than the bouquet of ripple that has been jostled about needlessly.$B$BIt will take a moment for the magic to be wrought over this precious cargo. Actually, no magic is involved; I merely have some empty packaging for Hinterlands Honey Ripple. Our chicanery shall turn these bottles into an alcoholic treasure of the ages.$B$BOnward - for great booze!